Saturday, March 22, 2014

Funny Story

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Akpos went to school one
morning with an empty stomach
and it was an English class.
Mr. Awara entered the class with
his face looking tough. After
greeting him, (fashion tips) he asked us to
have our seat.
He wrote on the board "what is a
verb" and called out at me to
answer the question.
Mr. Awara: What is a Verb?
Akpos: A Verb is a valve found in
bicycle tyre.
Mr. Awara: What are you saying?
Akpos: It is a complete sentence
sir.
Mr. Awara: Are you mad?
Akpos: It is a question sir.
Mr. Awara: Don't be stupid.
Akpos: It is an advice sir.
Mr. Awara: Stop that nonsense.
Akpos: It is a command sir.
Mr. Awara: You're an idiot.
Akpos: It is an insult sir.
Mr. Awara: Get out of my class.
Akpos: It is (beauty tips) an order sir.
Mr. Awara: Oh! Goodness, What a
boy!
Akpos: It is an exclamation sir.
Mr. Awara: May God have mercy
on you.
Akpos: It is a prayer sir.
Mr. Awara: You need to see a
doctor.
Akpos: It is a suggestion sir.
Mr. Awara: I rest my case.
Akpos: It is your choice sir.

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    A few years ago, my grandma, “Nagymama”, went to the corner to buy a lotto ticket and some teenager tried to steal her purse. But instead of handing it over, she started screaming and smacking him with it. The hooligan finally just pushed her down and ran into the woods.

    My mother and I started hearing sirens from around the corner and started to get worried since because of Nagymama’s last run-in with the law (that's another story - check my website for more details on that!) We stepped outside to see police cars, ambulance—the works. The cops were questioning an older man, who coincidentally turned out to be the mugger’s manager from the local McDonald’s. He has driven by and seen the whole thing!

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